terça-feira, setembro 07, 2004

Turtle Personal Ad for the Day

GET TO KNOW ME!!!!I am a young ravishing turtle, either male or female (my owner is not sure). I am seeking a turtle of the opposite sex (whichever that is) who likes eating lettuce, hanging out underneath the refrigerator, and pooping in the middle of the floor.


Blogger slowlane said...

Dear Mr. Ravishing Turtle,
I have a kitten (of either sex) who likes eating grass, sitting in front of the refrigerator and pooping in the middle of every throw rug in the house. I am sure that he or she (whichever you are looking for) would love to get to know you.
This match is better than a match made in Heaven... it is a match made in Personal Ads.

10:40 PM  

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