Turtle Personal Ad for the Day
GET TO KNOW ME!!!!I am a young ravishing turtle, either male or female (my owner is not sure). I am seeking a turtle of the opposite sex (whichever that is) who likes eating lettuce, hanging out underneath the refrigerator, and pooping in the middle of the floor.
posted by caedmonstia at terça-feira, setembro 07, 2004
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Dear Mr. Ravishing Turtle,
I have a kitten (of either sex) who likes eating grass, sitting in front of the refrigerator and pooping in the middle of every throw rug in the house. I am sure that he or she (whichever you are looking for) would love to get to know you.
This match is better than a match made in Heaven... it is a match made in Personal Ads.
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