Fast Friends
Tonight 1968 and Fermix met one another for the first time. I had been hoping they would like each other and keep each other company. Needless to say, they were unconvinced, and in fact were so thrilled to become acquainted that they refused to appear in the same photograph of their own free will. So I had to persuade them with brute force.
posted by caedmonstia at terça-feira, novembro 02, 2004
5 Comments:
Now if you can just get them to look at the camera at the same time.
hmm, there's something special about Nov 2, isn't there... Oh, happy Election Day!!!
I like 1968 and Fermix. They look like fun. Will you bring them to meet the family at Christmas? Well I must be running along. I have to write a synopsis of Deuteronomy. Tootles!
I'm imagining what it must be like for Fermix, forced to associate with a foul species by a giant arm clutching down from the heavens.
Blair: Wow, this is a great dinner party. Hey, look, Ann Coulter is over there in the corner! Let's go talk to her!
Damian: Actually, I'd rather not - hey wait a minute! What the hey???
(Enormous arm grabs Damian from above and carries him to Ann Coulter.)
Ann Coulter: Well hello there. Nice to meet you.
Damian: Ick.
Ann Coulter: Hey, isn't that Slobodan Milosevic by the punch bowl? Hey Slobo, big fan!
Damian: That's it, I'm getting out of - hey, put me down!
Well, I had to look up Ann Coulter on the internet because I didn't know who she was. (See, for any of you out there who are wanting to forget who Ann Coulter is, you are officially invited to move to Brazil! Here we haven't heard of her.)
Now, my question is, would Blair really want to talk to her if she saw her at a party?
Hmmm... I just looked up Ann Coulter on the Internet, too. I'd never heard of her either, but then I guess I've been under a rock in Kazakhstan as well. I've also found that taking 16.5 units at seminary is almost as effective as living in Kazakhstan. I can highly recommend it.
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