terça-feira, outubro 24, 2006

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Blogger madeline said...

i would like to join your team of trained professionals. my butt has had the necessary bulk for years.

12:22 PM  
Blogger slowlane said...

Hey! You are going to infringe on my business. I swear I patented that method years ago!

6:25 PM  
Blogger slowlane said...

So I can't call you and you won't get email for days, but I just wanted to say Happy Birthday.

5:51 PM  

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