Mennonite Statistics for the Day
Here they are, taken from the book, The Mennonite Starter Kit: A Handy Guide for the New Mennonite:
1. Of American men who still wear sideburns, 84% are Mennonite Pastors from the Midwest; 17 percent are Elvis impersonators.
2. Three-forths of Mennonites say that it is wrong to use alcohol; the other quarter say it depends on what you use it for.
3. Sixty-five percent of all Mennonites think that war has its disadvantages.
4. One percent of Amish men say it is wrong for a Christian to fight in a war. The rest could not be reached by phone.
This important book is available, for those of you interested in converting today. It will change your life!
1. Of American men who still wear sideburns, 84% are Mennonite Pastors from the Midwest; 17 percent are Elvis impersonators.
2. Three-forths of Mennonites say that it is wrong to use alcohol; the other quarter say it depends on what you use it for.
3. Sixty-five percent of all Mennonites think that war has its disadvantages.
4. One percent of Amish men say it is wrong for a Christian to fight in a war. The rest could not be reached by phone.
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This important book is available, for those of you interested in converting today. It will change your life!
posted by caedmonstia at segunda-feira, outubro 04, 2004
1 Comments:
What I find most disturbing is that one percent of men who wear sideburns who are both Mennonite pastors from the Midwest AND Elvis impersonators. It puts a whole new spin on tent making.
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