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A new post. Sort of.

Okay... You will probably all think I'm cheating. But how can I try to say something new when someone else has already said it all? I was profoudly moved by this presentation and for anyone who has rebelliously neglected to view it on Pancho's blog, I must insist that you watch it here. You will be edified.

Coming Up!!! An Amazing Event!!!

Yes, folks, the event of the year is nearly upon us. I am going to (drumroll....) update my blog. Not today. That would be too cold-turkey, and I don't have any interesting pictures available yet. My lame computer is not working so I can't upload my pictures yet.

But a day is coming when there will be a new post here, for all the masses who have been awaiting.